"Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything."
Toby Harrah.

"Well, boys, it's a round ball and a round bat and you got to hit the ball square."
Joe Schultz.

"The greatest feeling in the world is to win a major league game. The second-greatest feeling is to lose a major league game."
Chuck Tanner.

"Baseball, it is said, is only a game. True. And the Grand Canyon is only a hole in Arizona."
George F. Will.

"Putting lights in Wrigley Field is like putting aluminium siding on the Sistine Chapel."
Roger Simon.

"I have discovered in twenty years of moving around a ball park, that the knowledge of the game is usually in inverse proportion to the price of the seats."
Bill Veeck.

"Rooting for the Yankees is like rooting for the house in blackjack."
Adam Morrow.

" What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third."
Leo Durocher.

"Baseball fans are junkies, and their heroin is the statistic."
Robert S. Wieder.