"There are lies, damned lies and statistics."
Mark Twain (...more Mark Twain Quotes).

"I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison."
WC Fields.

"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher."
Socrates.

"An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex."
Edgar Wallace.

"You ask me if I keep a notebook to record my great ideas. I've only ever had one."
Albert Einstein.

"Only one man ever understood me, and he didn't understand me."
GW Hegel.

"Everything that can be invented has been invented."
Charles Duell.

"Chaos Theory is a new theory invented by scientists panicked by the thought that the public were beginning to understand the old ones."
Mike Barfield.

"The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources."
Albert Einstein.