"The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less."
Brendan Francis.

"There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid."
Denis Leary (...more Denis Leary Quotes).

"My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself."
Emo Philips (...more Emo Philips Quotes).

"It's better to be black than gay because when you're black you don't have to tell your mother."
Charles Pierce.

"A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'."
Woody Allen (...more Woody Allen Quotes).

"We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture."
Robin Williams.

"Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent."
RD Laing.

"Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions."
Woody Allen (...more Woody Allen Quotes).

"An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex."
Edgar Wallace.