"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.' "
Charlie Brown.

"The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev."
Robin Williams.

"Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches."
Jim Carrey.

"The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder."
Alfred Hitchcock.

"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself."
Peter O'Toole.

"A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live."
Bob Hope.

"I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe."
Bob Hope

"He reminded me a little of Walt Disney's version of a mad scientist."
Steven Spielberg (on Star Wars Director George Lucas)

"USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population."
David Letterman.