"If it sells, it's art."
Frank Lloyd.

"Salvador Dali seduced many ladies, particularly American ladies, but these seductions usually consisted of stripping them naked in his apartment, frying a couple of eggs, putting them on the woman's shoulders and, without a word, showing them the door."
Luis Bunuel.

"This is either a forgery or a damn clever original."
Frank Sullivan.

"Anyone who sees and paints a sky green and fields blue ought to be sterilsed."
Adolf Hitler.

"Modern art is what happens when painters stop looking at girls and persuade themselves they have a better idea."
John Ciardi.

"An amateur is someone who supports himself with outside jobs which enable him to paint. A professional is someone whose wife works to enable him to paint."
Ben Shahn.

"When having my portrait painted I don't want justice, I want mercy."
Billy Hughes.

"The art galleries of Paris contain the finest collection of frames I ever saw."
Humphrey Davy.

"I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius was a terrible painter."
Tommy Cooper (...more Tommy Cooper Quotes).