Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table.
A very attractive blonde lady comes in and wants to bet
$10,000 on a single roll of the dice. And she adds, "I
hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I m
completely nude."
With that she takes off everything but her necklace
and rolls the dice while yelling, "Mama needs new
clothes." Then she yells, "YES, YES, YES!!
I WON, I WON, I WON."
She begins jumping up and down and hugging both of
the dealers. Then she picks up her money and her clothes
and quickly leaves. The dealers just stare at each other
dumbfounded. Finally one of them asks, "What did
she roll, anyway?"
The other answers, "I don't know. I thought YOU
were watching."
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