Submitted By: (Adam Wallace)
Little Johnny greeted his mother at the door after she
had been out of town all week and said, "Mommy, guess
what? Yesterday, I was playing in the closet in your bedroom
and Daddy came into the room with the lady from next door.
They undressed and got into bed and then Daddy got on
top of her and ...."
The mother held up her hand and said, "Not another
word! Wait until your father gets home and then I want
you to tell him exactly what you've just told me."
The father came home and the wife tells him that she's
leaving him. "But why?" croaked the husband.
"Go ahead, Johnny. Tell Daddy what you've just
told me."
"Well," said little Johnny, "I was playing
in your closet and Daddy came upstairs with the lady next
door and they got undressed and they got into bed and
Daddy got on top of her and they did just what you did,
Mommy, with Uncle Bob."
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